Day 29- Worst Horror Movie

'Don't Go In The Woods' (1981) is inept on every level. I swear that if I gave my cat a camera and a bag of treats she'd come up with something better than this turd about a madman/giant Ewok in the woods. How is it possible then that it was remade in 2010 as a slasher musical and it still manages to be worse than the original? Not cult. Not so bad it's good. Not camp. Just the worst. Both of them!