Saturday 15 January 2011

Babylon Attention Deficit






A disappointment from beginning to end. It's another outing for Vin Diesel, the man who can do no right. Michelle Yeoh adds some martial arts credibility. Melanie Thierry looks weird. Gerard Depardieu and Charlotte Rampling have been blackmailed into cameos.

Something seems to be missing all the way through and there is nothing here that you haven't seen done better elsewhere. It plays like a cut-price version of The Transporter with a bit of The Fifth Element and Serenity thrown in. There's a dull post-apocalyptic backdrop, no memorable set pieces, no jaw dropping action, no eye-popping SFX and nobody to care about.

It's also one of those films that seems to entirely cruise on people saying "come on", "let's go", "look lady", "Cross me. You die." etc. Don't go looking for pithy one-liners or quotable dialogue here.

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