The Blair Witch In Space. Three astronauts go the moon and get attacked by aliens. Now that would have been a good movie.
Instead we have this boring found footage movie that has stupid monsters - spidery space rock boulders that eat you from the inside out. Eh? What's their natural prey on the moon then? There's nobody interesting to root for and nothing much to say. It's also spectacularly stupid because most of the filmed footage we are watching would have been destroyed at the film's ending - so how was it found?
Dumb as a bag of space rocks.
